First, let's make it easier to read.
Alright, you're probably wondering why you're here. Well, it's because... drum roll... you've been selected for a super special competition! Heh.
Right. Let's start with something simple. You're smart, right?
Oh, if you've gotten to this point, I'm sure you know how to enter the answers (don't forget the hashtag!)
What walks on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
Hey, I see you cheating! Shoo!
You know, I never really understood that riddle. The whole day thing is sorta stupid. And not every old person has a cane!!
At any rate, you've got the hang of it (hope you didn't just google that one). Here's your next. I'm still going easy on you!
PS: in case you haven't realized, you can skip any "a"s and "the"s in your answer. You can also erase possible spaces.
What constantly lays ahead of you, but is unable to be seen?
Good one, huh? I didn't think of it though... lol
Here's another one of a similar vein.
The younger I am, the taller. But as I age I shrink. What am I?
You got it. There are a couple other answers to that one, honestly -- like a pencil or even humans. It's a good one time riddle to tell but not the best. A bit simple as well. Keep going.
I am trees with no bark, water with no wet, and sand with no grains. What am I?
I heard that one somewhere, but can't remember the exact phrasing. It's another common riddle. Hope it wasn't too hard.
Yaaaaawn. I'm already bored of this format. Let's switch it up!
Yjcv'u vjg pcog qh vjku ekrjgt?
The caesar cipher is one of the most popular encryptions. It's relatively easy to figure out and there are tons of decoders online, which makes it useless for actually wanting to keep a message secret. You'd be better off using the Vigenère cipher.
I really would love to spring it on you right now, but it's a bit too early; let's get back to encryption later!
What's the name of this font?
I hope that one wasn't too hard. Arial is one of the most used fonts, but I suppose only nerds care about those kinds of things. You neeeerd. Good job getting it, though!
Let's go back to riddles. I bet you really missed those :D
The less I hear, the louder I am. What am I?
If that one didn't make sense, get off my back... riddles are hard to come up with! Glad you got it, blah. Another possible answer could have been idiots.
Just one more until we switch topics, I swear.
As we are now, so you will be. As you are now, so once were we. What are we?
Okay. Gonna be honest. I'm not sure if I should have written the answer as "dead" or "corpses"... but "dead" sorta sounds funnier, so...
I just spent like 4 minutes thinking about riddles and my head already hurts. So. Let's go onto random trivia... I hope you don't mind the topic of this next one.
The Wuwang Hill trees give which type of wood?
Sorry for bringing Genshin into this please don't hate me I just couldn't resist!!... if you're here in the first place though, I'm definitely assuming you play it. You guessed it, so it's fine, right?
Okokok I won't do that again. Here's your next one:
What's the name of the page that you arrived here with?
10 questions done and over with! Proud of you!!
As of right now, your puzzles are reaching their end, but I'll add more in a bit. Thanks a ton for staying on my page long enough to find this lol!!
If you'd like a badge of honor, come tell me about how much you like shrimp fried rice or something. I'll love you forever! And sorry if my capitalization is weird, I just can't stand writing long paragraphs without using proper writing. Get off my back.